the exciting legal stuff

here follows the most interesting content of this entire website:

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" do not appear anywhere in this document except this sentence.

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data protection

tl;dr:

who are we and how to contact?

see above.

what are we doing and why?

that's kinda one of the big question in life, innit?

no, dumbass, i mean like data protection-wise

ah my bad, we are providing this website and various silly projects for our victims loyal customers

to do that we might need to process some of your data:

• if you use any of our websites we'll have to process your ip address for boring technical stuff
• if you use any of our silly projects, we might have to process some more data for that project to work (see the project-specific data protection notice for more specific information)

the purpose of all of this processing is "fun, giggles and glory" (yes we asked a person proficient in data protection law and they said that that should be enough)

if you believe that law is doing some magic incantations and getting out of jail for free, the magic phrase you'll probably expect to hear right now is "the legal basis is Art. 6 (1) (1) (f) GDPR" (the same data protection fella told us that it was better to include that magic incantation for some reason, lawyers as a group generally probably just lack sufficient silliness)

how long are you going to store this data?

absent legal advice to the contrary we refer back to the image up front.

(just kidding, we'll have probably forgotten your personal data already, don't worry)

((okay now on a serious note: 30 days.))

do i have a right to access all personal data you store about me, to request rectification and in some circumstances deletion or restriction of such data or to object to the processing in case of an overriding personal interest?

yes, but it would be very mean of you if you did that so please please don't uwu

would you be very sad if i complained about you with the Berlin (or any other) data protection authority?

yes, but unfortunately from like a legal position there wouldn't be anything we could do :O

any further questions?

sounds like a skill issue, tbh..
but feel free to hit us up.
legal@netzunfall.de